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Funny Facebook and whatsapp status 2016
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing

she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.


Life is better when I’m drunk.

. facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall

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