Thanksgiving Quotes ,sms,message a 2016

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Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.
25. ) What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed!.
26. ) Last Thanksgiving my wife cooked the turkey in a microwave oven. We had to eat at 7:30 am.
27. ) Buy yourself before you forget who that is.
28. ) What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
29. ) Never answer an anonymous mail.
30. ) A person, who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.
31. ) Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Really Fucking Hurts!! L
32. ) “My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
33. ) “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
34. ) Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
35. ) Baby to night that night we loss control.
36. ) In life, it’s not about finding yourself, it’s about creating you.
37. ) Stop checking my whatsapp status! Go Get a Life: P
38. ) If I say I love you, I really mean it <3
39. ) What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.